telephone booth number 679

Reverend Pedro Pietri    

because I am one
of those passengers
that took off before
the airplane got off
the airport grounds
I cannot be called
A. Neorican
B. Nuyorican
C. New Rican
D. Barrirican
E. Ameri Can
I refer to myself
as none of the above
who has never left
the land deeply loves rum
which is holy water
to speak in tongues
after being Informed
your check ran out
& they are too drunk
to chase after roosters

telephone booth
number 432

is a sin to eat meat
on good friday
is a sin to say fuck you
on good friday
is a sin to sleep with
your wife on good friday
so you let your best friend
sleep with your wife
on good friday
because you aint a sinner!

telephone booth
number 73237

fuck the circus
i get my rocks off
seeing people going
to work in the morning
on my way to the bar!