| telephone booth number 679 because I am one of those passengers that took off before the airplane got off the airport grounds I cannot be called A. Neorican B. Nuyorican C. New Rican D. Barrirican E. Ameri Can I refer to myself as none of the above who has never left the land deeply loves rum which is holy water to speak in tongues after being Informed your check ran out & they are too drunk to chase after roosters telephone booth number 432 is a sin to eat meat on good friday is a sin to say fuck you on good friday is a sin to sleep with your wife on good friday so you let your best friend sleep with your wife on good friday because you aint a sinner! telephone booth number 73237 fuck the circus i get my rocks off seeing people going to work in the morning on my way to the bar! ---- Reverend Pedro Pietri |