Culture Shock

David Jordan    

My socialite sister-in-law,
whose husband was forced
out of his job by a corporate
coup, journeyed to Zimbabwe
with him to help spread
American executive can-do
to the Third World.
She took her laptop
so she could E-Mail
her sister back in civilization.
Her first message:
"You know what?
Everyone here is BLACK!"
Her second message:
"All the animals here
have enormous PENISES!"
Her third message:
"arriving home june 10.
pls tell nelsons we're
sorry about the sublet,
but another 2 months
here is out of the question.
offer them a refund, okay?
tnx. see you soonest."